d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

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Shinjimikami’s 3DS Giveaway:

What’s the occasion? Who cares. I barely even touch my 3DS. Stop asking me where and how I get my stuff. The 3D on this is broke but I doubt anyone cares for the 3D function anyway. Everything else works fine. Included w/ a charger. (NO GAMES!!)

The rules are simple:

  • You must be following me. I will be checking to see if you follow me. If you do not follow me and you reblog this, you have no chance of winning.
  • I will be using a generator to randomize the winner.
  • Liking this post does not count.
  • No duplicate blogs are allowed to reblog this.
  • You can ONLY reblog this once. Please don’t spam.
  • The giveaway will end the on the first day of E3 (June 10th)
  • YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH GIVING ME YOUR ADDRESS and yes I do ship out of states as well… You better be thankful.

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tumblr mobile is such a gift

this is some weird ass crossover between lazy town and ass creed


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my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself



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and when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile. because you’re evil. and you smiling like that generally doesn’t indicate anything good. i wouldn’t even call that smiling. it’s more like. smirking

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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

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Hazel finding the time between harpy attacks to wrap her head at night bc she will deal with a lot of things but tangles is not one of them

Hazel scolding Annabeth for letting her curly hair become a bird’s nest in the morning cause she never puts it up like she should

Hazel telling Annabeth to love herself while she shows her how to pineapple her hair while Annabeth sits and listens quietly to someone else for once

~~ladies bonding over capricious hair types~~

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Mei Xiang with her cub Bao Bao at the National Zoo on April 12, 2014.

© Sandy.

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Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.

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Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.

i am leopard. 

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In the Kitchen: How to Make Croquembouche

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why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

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what if in the last episode of pokémon the camera spins around and the narrator/cameraman is Ash’s dad and it turns out he’s not an absent father he’s an extremely over involved father and has been just following him and his friends around recording their adventure for years 

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